Incredibly slow 5min+ Bazzite boot (desktop)

Howdy. Had this issue ever since I started running Bazzite on my desktop. Luckily I don’t have to restart often but when I do I can literally walk away for 5+ minutes and it’ll still be booting. Running with the drive encrypted with LUKS2 but that shouldn’t cause delays of this long I’d think.

Operating System: Bazzite 42
KDE Plasma Version: 6.3.5
KDE Frameworks Version: 6.13.0
Qt Version: 6.9.0
Kernel Version: 6.14.4-104.bazzite.fc42.x86_64 (64-bit)
Graphics Platform: Wayland
Processors: 24 × AMD Ryzen 9 7900X3D 12-Core Processor
Memory: 30.4 GiB of RAM
Graphics Processor 1: AMD Radeon RX 7900 XTX
Graphics Processor 2: AMD Radeon Graphics
Manufacturer: Micro-Star International Co., Ltd.
Product Name: MS-7E12
System Version: 1.0

> ~$ systemd-analyze
> Startup finished in 1min 39.720s (firmware) + 1min 26.147s (loader) + 1min 3.068s (kernel) + 1min 41.422s (initrd) + 12.962s (userspace) = 6min 3.321s 
> graphical.target reached after 12.942s in userspace.
~$ systemd-analyze critical-chain
The time when unit became active or started is printed after the "@" character.
The time the unit took to start is printed after the "+" character.

graphical.target @ 12.942s
└─sddm.service @ 12.941s
  └─plymouth-quit.service @ 12.856s +82ms
    └─systemd-user-sessions.service @ 12.838s +14ms
      └─remote-fs.target @ 12.836s
        └─remote-fs-pre.target @ 5.704s
          └─nfs-client.target @ 5.704s
            └─gssproxy.service @ 5.682s +20ms
              └─network.target @ 5.680s
                └─wpa_supplicant.service @ 5.661s +18ms
                  └─basic.target @ 4.494s
                    └─dbus-broker.service @ 4.451s +42ms
                      └─dbus.socket @ 4.443s
                        └─sysinit.target @ 4.440s
                          └─systemd-update-done.service @ 4.418s +21ms
                            └─ldconfig.service @ 3.182s +1.234s
                              └─systemd-tmpfiles-setup.service @ 2.866s +311ms
                                └─systemd-journal-flush.service @ 1.779s +1.067s
                                  └─ostree-remount.service @ 1.773s +5ms
                                    └─var.mount @ 1.757s +4ms
                                      └─local-fs-pre.target @ 1.038s
                                        └─systemd-tmpfiles-setup-dev.service @ 999ms +38ms
                                          └─systemd-sysusers.service @ 900ms +97ms
                                            └─systemd-tmpfiles-setup-dev-early.service @ 775ms +124ms
                                              └─kmod-static-nodes.service @ 757ms +13ms
                                                └─systemd-journald.socket
                                                  └─system.slice
                                                    └─-.slice